commedes-lavie:

findingnikko:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

omg

well damn

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

croutoncat:

reblog if you have NEVER got a boner in ur life 

empathetic-symphony:

Summary of Mizumono’s final scene

empathetic-symphony:

Summary of Mizumono’s final scene

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


#the dream s4 lydia look that never was #furious and tired and picking bits of peter out of her hair via obrozey

420-666:

CONSTANTLY WORRIED I AM NOT MAKING ENOUGH THINGS TO VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE